Jimmy Kimmel Live!

Here were my favorite monologue jokes from last night’s Jimmy Kimmel Live!:

Some very notable nude photos popped up on the internet today, photos of what appears to be Prince Harry having a big naked party in Las Vegas. By the way, if you’re Googling “harry nude photos” right now, make sure you spell “harry” right, trust me.

Of course this has caused quite a commotion in London. I don’t know why. I’d be disappointed if my prince wasn’t having naked parties in Vegas. This is what princes do. At least we now know that the tea matches the crumpets, right?

I just think it’s refreshing to see a famous redhead drunk and stripping that isn’t a Lindsay Lohan.

Robert Pattinson was the first couch guest. He stars in the new film Cosmopolis. The interview was very entertaining. Robert was genuine, pleasant and shared some amusing stories. I thought Robert was a great guest the last time I saw him on JKL, and I felt the same this time as well. It’s his sense of humor that I enjoy the most. The first and second parts of the interview were my favorites:

Rick and Corey Harrison were the second couch guests. They are on the show Pawn Stars. The interview was enjoyable, I just wish it could have been longer. Rick and Corey were friendly, direct and told some interesting stories. Here’s the second half of the interview:

Polica was the musical guest. They were fine.

Good show. I give it:

– Woody

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