Jimmy Kimmel Live! Highlights

Here were my favorite monologue jokes from last night’s Jimmy Kimmel Live!:

Some good news for the Octomom, Nadya Suleman, for a change. The Octomom reportedly has a boyfriend. And why not, what’s not to love about that little mommy machine? The boyfriend’s name is Frankie G. He’s an amateur bodybuilder. They’ve been dating for two months and apparently the relationship is getting serious. I hope they’re able to settle down and have kids eventually. What is this guy doing? She’s 36, he’s 23, there’s gotta be an easier way to get on TMZ. Bad news for single ladies, the Octomom has a boyfriend, so now you officially have no excuse.

They’re having a funny problem in Pakistan. Apparently most of the Pakistani police force is overweight. Only 25% of the offices in the province of Punjab were able to pass a fitness test. [It] makes the fact that we snuck into Pakistan and killed Bin Laden much less impressive to me.

Katy Perry was the first couch guest. She is a singer who has a documentary film called Katy Perry: Part of Me coming out next month. The interview was pretty good. I don’t listen to Katy’s music or follow her career on a regular basis, so this was the first time I’d ever seen her talk. I must say that I was impressed with her level of energy, charisma and humor. Here’s the second-half of the interview:

Alex Pettyfer was the second couch guest. He’s in the upcoming film Magic Mike. The interview was great, but I wish it could have been longer. Alex was cool, very likeable and interesting. His charisma was maybe even a little higher than Katy’s. He even told a couple of good stories. Here’s the interview:

The Offspring was the musical guest. They were fine.

Good show. I give it:

– Woody

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