Here were my favorite monologue jokes from last night’s Conan.
Tomorrow is International Women’s Day. Or, as Rush Limbaugh calls it, Slutsapalooza.
Last night Mitt Romney just barely won the Republican primary in Ohio by 1 percent. Then Romney made the mistake of saying, “Ladies and gentlemen, tonight’s a victory for the 1 percent!”
In New York a soccer mom has been charged with running brothel. Yeah, police became suspicious when they saw a minivan whose bumper sticker read “My whore is an honor student at Deerfield High.”
It’s being reported that Dunkin Donuts restaurants in China are adding pork donuts to the menu. For God’s sake, do the Chinese have to beat us at everything?
In a recent interview Snooki said that being pregnant felt like being hung over. Yeah, she said it’s a familiar feeling, I’m nauseous and I can feel someone I don’t know inside of me.
The desk segment was Celebrity Survey. I enjoyed it:
Ed Helms was the first couch guest. He has a voice in The Lorax and is one of the stars in the upcoming movie Jeff, Who Lives At Home. The interview was fine. It started out strong, went downhill in the middle and then recovered somewhat by the end. The last time I saw Ed he was on the Tonight Show. I described him as a super nice guy. He was again last night, and had moments of real hilarity. Is he to the point yet where the interview is worth watching? No.
Melissa Rauch was the second couch guest. She is on The Big Bang Theory. The interview was good. Melissa was full of energy, very pleasant and honestly looked like she was having a lot of fun. She told some humorous stories. Here’s a clip from the interview:
Kumail Nanjiani was the stand-up guest. He had a good set and was very funny:
Good show, I give it: