Late Night Highlights

Here were my favorite monologue jokes from last night’s Late Night with Jimmy Fallon:

Some big election news. Major upset last night, Rick Santorum scored a hat-trick by winning the caucuses in Colorado and Minnesota and the Missouri primary. While Newt Gingrich scored a hat-trick by eating at a combination KFC/Taco Bell/Pizza Hut.

A pastor is calling on people to boycott Starbucks because of its support of gay marriage. Man, if he has an issue with that, what til he sees all the grinding that goes on in there, know what I’m saying?

Police in New York are looking for a bald man who stole three boxes of Rogaine from a CVS. Yeah, he’s bald and doesn’t have the money to buy Rogaine, which explains who’s not looking for him: women.

Police in Kentucky arrested a naked man covered in chocolate and peanut butter after he broke into a grocery store. So I guess there is a wrong way to eat a Reese’s.

The desk segments were #Hashtags and Cell Phone Shootout. They were both pretty darn entertaining, especially CPS:

Vanessa Hudgens was the first couch guest. She is in the new film Journey 2: The Mysterious Island. The interview was fine. Vanessa was young and hyperactive, which complemented Jimmy, who was old and hyperactive. The problem I had with the segment was that it had very little substance. I’m sure Vanessa has interesting stories, but instead all we learned was what music and movies she likes. That info even bores stalkers. They also played a round of “shoe golf.” I was really hoping it was going to be fun, but it honestly wasn’t.

Victor Cruz was the second couch guests. He is a member of the Super Bowl champion New York Giants. The interview was very good. Unlike the previous segment, this interview had a lot of substance. Victor was a great guest. He was down to earth and spoke intelligently about interesting things. Here’s the interview:

Of Montreal was the musical guest. They’re not really my thing, but they were fine.

Good show. I give it:

– Woody

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