Jimmy Kimmel Live! Highlights

Letterman, Fallon, Leno and Ferguson are all on vacation this week. What a bunch of bums. So, here were my favorite monologue jokes from last night’s Jimmy Kimmel Live!:

It rained today, which we don’t usually allow in LA, but the guys outside in the Spider-man costumes needed a wash so it worked out. We got three-quarters of an inch of rain today. It was scary, one of my arms got wet on the way in. But it should be nice tomorrow. It’s supposed to be sunny and almost 80 this week, just in case anyone needed another reason to hate us.


The mansion where they shoot The Bachelor and The Bachelorette in is for rent. It rents for $2100 a night, as do most of the bachelorettes by the way. I said “most.” It’s in Sonoma; it can be rented whenever they’re not taping the shows. The property has six bedrooms, nine bathrooms and eight thousand square feet of crying space if you’re interested.

Kiefer Sutherland was the first couch guest. He stars in the upcoming show Touch. The interview was good, but it would have been better if Jimmy had let Kiefer finish a a sentence or two. I understand that Kimmel is all about getting as many questions in as possible, but Kiefer is a laid-back kinda guy. If you’re going to invite him on the show, let the man talk at his own pace. My favorite part of the interview was when Kiefer discussed the upcoming 24 movie and his time during the filming of Stand By Me:


Bear Grylls was the second couch guest. He is the host of the show Man vs. Wild. The interview was entertaining. Bear was very personable and told some interesting stories. Here’s the second part of the interview where he and Kimmel make fire together:


Young The Giant was the musical guest. They gave the same fine performance they gave on the Tonight Show back in December.

Good show. I give it:

– Woody

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