Tonight Show Highlights

Here were my favorite monologue jokes from last night’s Tonight Show with Jay Leno.

Passengers on-board a British Airways flight were accidentally told their plane was about to crash. It turned out to be a false alarm and they landed safely, but not before an Italian cruise ship captain panicked and jumped out of the plane.

An intelligence officer with the Canadian Armed Forces has been arrested for passing Canadian military secrets to a terrorist group. I don’t know what’s more shocking, the fact that he did that, or that Canada actually has military secrets.

According to a poll of a thousand men, twenty-four percent of men say they have masturbated while driving in a car. So you might think twice the next time you ask a guy what exit he got off on.

In Georgia a prison inmate has been accused of hiding a handgun in his rectum. And you thought it was bad when a guy starts shooting his mouth off.

The desk segment was Q&A with Jim and Jay. It was ok, but not worth watching.

Jennifer Garner was the first couch guest. She is in the upcoming film Butter. The interview was fine. Jennifer is pregnant, so the first half of the interview was all about how that is going. I thought the second part of the interview, where she talks about Butter, was a lot more interesting. Here’s the clip:

Ross Mathews was the second couch guest. He is a Tonight Show correspondent who will be guest-hosting on Chelsea Lately. The interview was pretty entertaining. It took some time for Ross to grow on me, as he was trying very hard to be funny and not all of his humor was working, but halfway through the interview I realized I was having a good time listening to him talk. Here’s the interview:

Parachute was the musical guest. They were fine.

Decent show. I give it:

– Woody

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