Conan Highlights

Here were my favorite monologue jokes from last night’s Conan.

Herman Cain’s mistress is a woman named Ginger White. When I heard this I was startled cause “Ginger White” is my nickname.

In Austria the world’s first International Sex School opened, and it claims it’s going to teach students to be better lovers. Yeah, the most popular majors are Foreplay and Apologizing.

According to a recent report by the Census Bureau more residents are moving away from California than any other state. As a result California has changed its state motto to “California: We have medical marijuana.”

In Southern California a tunnel has been discovered containing drugs, electricity, a ventilation system and rail cars. The tunnel was discovered by Paris Hilton’s gynecologist.

The desk segments were Bill Tull’s Budget Holiday Tips and filming a guy to see what he thinks. Both were pretty funny and are worth watching. I wish the Bill Tull clip was available, but it’s not, so you’ll just have to do with the second one:

Claire Danes was the first couch guest. She’s on the show Homeland. The interview was fine, just not very memorable. I’m pretty sure Claire was nice, I think she told a decent story or two and I pretty confident she got along with Conan fine. See what I mean.

Nick Kroll was the second couch guest. He’s a comedian who is on the show The League. The interview was very funny. Nick told a great story that took up the first five minutes. I’m not sure if it was a true story or not, but it doesn’t matter cause it was absolutely hilarious. The second-half was also really good, but it was obvious he was just doing some of his stand-up. The interview is totally worth watching:

Michael Kosta was the stand-up guest. He was ok, but it was too bad that he had to go on after Nick cause his comedy paled by comparison.

Good show. I give it:

– Woody

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