Late Late Show Highlights
The pre-opening credit segment from last night’s Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson was decent. Apparently Geoff has been replaced with Khloe Banderas:
Here were my favorite monologue jokes:
It’s great day for America, but it’s a strange day in Peru. There’s a mayor in a small town in Peru, he claims the drinking water in his town is turning people gay. I’m like, “Are you out of your mind?” There’s absolutely no way that water can turn anyone gay, unless that water is being poured over a shirtless Ryan Gosling.
In LA on Black Friday a woman pepper sprayed some Walmart shoppers that tried to cut in line. And the police acted very fast by immediately hiring her to get rid of peaceful protesters outside of binding institutions all across the united states.
There’s some people they shy away from the internet shopping, they’re worried about identity theft. But not me. I’m hoping someone will steal my identity and maybe I’ll get transported out of the #$%^& basement here, and get on a real tv show where they talk about badgers.
I like going to big box stores. Not warehouse retailers, I’m talking about stores that cater to women with large vaginas.
The desk segment was tweetmail. It was really long, but didn’t contain enough entertainment, honestly, so we’re going to skip it today.
Aisha Tyler was the only couch guest. She is a co-host on The Talk. The interview was terrific. Aisha was funny, interesting, laughed a lot and easily kept up with Craig. They really played off each other well. The interview is long, but fun and worth watching:
Justin Moore was the musical guest. He was fine.
The closing segment was quick and can be skipped.
Fine show. I give it: