I know I’ve been doing a lot of Conan reviews lately, but he’s in New York this week, and that’s totally worth watching. Plus, Jimmy Fallon was his guest, so it’s like watching two late-night shows at once.
Here were my favorite monologue jokes from last night’s show:
Thank you very much. Good God, I have not heard applause like that since I announced I was leaving New York.
Happy Halloween everybody. I see a lot of Conan costumes. Hey, at least you can take yours off.
I gotta just take a second and apologize. TBS went a little crazy advertising my week here in the city. It’s sickening. It’s everywhere. I hope you don’t mind seeing my face on all the bus stops. And I can assure you, the penises weren’t there when we put them up. But man, you people can draw.
The desk segments were visiting former co-workers, NY vs. LA Building Battle and the NYC Citizenship Test. They were all ok, but none were anywhere near as funny as the video during the monologue of him delivering Chinese food. If you haven’t watched that yet I strongly encourage you to do so immediately.
Done? Ok, I guess the NYC Citizenship Test is worth posting:
Jimmy Fallon was the first couch guest. He is the host of Late Night with Jimmy Fallon. The interview was pretty good. There was a lot of energy and a lot of laughs. It’s worth watching:
Reggie Watts was the stand-up comedian. He was ok.
Great show. It’s clear to me that Conan should stay in New York, it’s where he was meant to be. I give it: