Here were my favorite monologue jokes from last night’s Conan:
Y’all see the Republican debate last night? Things got physical last night. At one point during the debate Mitt Romney put his hand on Rick Perry’s shoulder and said, “I’m speaking.” Yeah. Later he put his hands on Newt Gingrich’s chest and said, “Are those real?”
Yesterday in California, Riverside County banned sex offenders from participating in Halloween. So everyone relax, cause if there’s one thing sex offenders are good at, it’s following the rules.
There’s a new smart phone app that can help you determine if someone is cheating on you. Yeah, the app is called Craig’s List.
The desk segment was an update on the winners of his contest to sleep in his studio. I thought it was going to be stupid, but it was actually pretty hilarious:
Tom Selleck was the first couch guest. He stars on the show Blue Bloods. The interview was incredibly entertaining. I was really surprised at how much fun it was. Tom was awesome, simply awesome, and Conan was perfect. The interview is totally worth watching:
Julianne Hough was the second couch guest. She is in the movie Footloose. Honestly, it was another hilarious segment. Julianne was terrific. She was really pleasant, a great sport and held her own very well considering she was sandwiched between three men twice her age. The interview is also worth watching:
All Time Low was the music guest. They were good.
I don’t think that show could have gotten much better. I give it: