Conan Highlights

Here were my favorite monologue jokes from last night’s Conan:

Record heat here in the state of California. In fact, this is true; today on Hollywood Boulevard they guy who plays SpongeBob took off his square pants.

As a sign of how bad the economy is the NFL has to borrow the quarter, for the coin toss, from China.

A bank robber in Brooklyn was arrested after he updated his Facebook status to “Crime pays my bills.” Now that he’s in prison his Facebook page says “Can’t stop getting poked.”

The desk segment was Why Would You Tweet That. It had its moments:

Don Johnson was the first couch guest. He is in the new film Bucky Larson. The interview was fine. Don was mellow and played along with Conan instead of taking the spotlight. Here’s the interview:

Busy Philipps was the second couch guest. She’s in the new film I Don’t Know How She Does It. The interview was also fine. She took up the entire segment telling one long story about the naming of her daughter. After that and the clip the interview was done.

Band of Horses was the musical guest. They were very good:

Ok show. I give it:

– Woody

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