Jimmy Kimmel Live! Highlights

Here were my favorite monologue jokes from last night’s Jimmy Kimmel Live!:

They set heat records in Virginia and New Jersey over the weekend. Poor Snooki melted. Nothing left but a drunk orange puddle.

More than 120,000 aliens, robots, superheroes and Stormtroopers descended on San Diego this weekend, with phasers set to “awkward social interaction.”

There were rumors yesterday that the Philadelphia Eagles were considering signing Bret Favre to come out of retirement again to play back up for Michael Vic. Vic even tweeted that it would be an honor to have Favre as a backup. And, um, Favre tweeted back his penis.

Jon Favreau was the first couch guest. He directs the upcoming film Cowboys and Aliens. The interview was ok. Jon was good and he told some interesting stories. It was a pretty long interview. Here were my favorite parts:



Rutledge Wood was the second couch guest. He stars on the television show Top Gear. The interview was pretty good, but unfortunately too short. Rutledge was charismatic and told some entertaining stories. Here’s the interview:



Big Talk was the musical guest. They were fine.

Decent show. I give it:

– Woody

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