Here were my favorite monologue jokes from last night’s Conan:
Literally everybody in the world is weighing in on the death of Osama bin Laden. In an event last night in California the Dalai Lama implied that the killing of Osama bin Laden was justified. The Dalai Lama’s exact quote was, “I love all living things, but that guy was a dick.”
At the time of his death bin Laden was found to have sewn the equivalent of $740 into his clothing. Experts say bin Laden’s next plan was to either launch a major attack or rent a one-bedroom apartment in Chicago.
More bad news for BP. Yeah, BP has been fined $25 million for causing an oil spill in Alaska five years ago. Or, as BP refers to it, “Our warm-up spill.”
It’s been announced that there’s a 3D movie of Glee in the works. Apparently the 3D is so good it’s like the characters are literally pulling you out of the closet.
The desk segment was an interview with a guy in Pakistan about not being able to find bin Laden. It wasn’t funny.
Eva Mendes was the first couch guest. She’s in the upcoming film Last Night. The interview was pretty good. Eva was pleasant and looked like she was really enjoying herself.
Dan Dunn was the cooking guest. He is a wine and spirits expert and author. Dan taught Conan how to make some shots. Needless to say, it was very entertaining:
The Belle Brigade was the musical guest. They were really good:
Pretty good show. I give it: