Here were my favorite monologue jokes from last night’s Conan:
The world’s most wanted man, Osama bin Laden, is dead. Which means now the official number one threat to America is the KFC Double Down
According to the CIA Osama bin Laden was living in a house with no internet access. Which explains why there were all those bin Laden sightings at the Islamabad Kinko’s.
Bin Laden was hiding in a compound with several people, including his personal assistant. Yeah, apparently bin Laden’s last words were, “Cancel my two o’clock.”
The news of Osama bin Laden’s death interrupted last night’s Celebrity Apprentice. Which begs the question: How do we kill bin Laden next Sunday?
The desk segment was a review of Will Ferrell’s desire to shave off Conan’s beard and fan art related this controversy.
Will Ferrell was the first couch guest. He’s in the upcoming film Everything Must Go. Will’s main purpose for coming on the show was to shave Conan’s beard. Did he succeed? It’s worth watching the interview to find out:
Paul Bettany was the second couch guest. He is in the new film Priest. The interview was good. Paul is a talented actor and cool guy. He told some fun stories. Here’s the interview:
James Blunt was the musical guest. He gave a nice performance:
Very entertaining show. I give it: