Conan Highlights

Here were my favorite monologue jokes from last night’s Conan:

As some of my younger fans know, today is 4/20 and it just happens to coincide with Passover. Yeah, so I’m finally starting to understand why the Jews wandered around in the desert for 40 years.

A former Olive Garden employee has stepped forward claiming their Tuscan Culinary Institute is a sham. Experts are calling him the least courageous whistle-blower of all time.

According to new research, a man can increase the length of his penis by placing it in a special penis-stretcher for 700 hours. In a related story, I’m taking a month off.

The desk segment was Tyler Perry’s Row 11. It almost had enough funny moments to recommend watching. Almost.

Tyler Perry was the first couch guest. He’s a producer and star of Madea’s Big Happy Family. I’m not a fan of the films and television shows that Tyler has put his name on, so I was expecting not to like him or the interview. I ended up enjoying the interview, and while I’m still not crazy about him, my opinion has not gotten any worse:

Morgan Spurlock was the second couch guest. He is a documentary filmmaker whose newest film is POM Wonderful Presents The Greatest Film Ever Sold. The interview was good. It was the first time I had eve seen a pony on a late-night talk show before. That alone makes the interview worth watching:

The Strokes were the musical guest. They were really good and the highlight of the show for me:

Fun show. I give it:

– Woody

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