Conan Highlights

Here were my favorite monologue jokes from last night’s Conan:

Tiger Woods is selling his 25 million dollar yacht called Privacy. Tiger plans to buy a much smaller yacht and name it Alimony.

Today a meeting was held to discuss whether building a 100,000-seat NFL stadium in the middle of downtown Los Angeles would make traffic worse. The meeting lasted nine seconds.

There’s a new website that helps students arrange hook-ups for casual sex. It’s called Facebook.

A new study indicates 93% of women feel their armpits are unattractive. Yeah, the study was conducted by the Association of Researches that Have Run Out of Questions to Ask Women.

The desk segment was Conan’s Fan Mistake Challenge. Most of these segments are pretty good, but this one was lame.

Greg Kinnear was the first couch guest. He stars in the miniseries The Kennedys. I like Greg. He’s a good actor and seems like a pretty nice guy. I would describe the interview as casual fun. Greg and Conan basically had a pleasant conversation that wasn’t very exciting, but also didn’t have any low points.

Steve Schirripa was the second couch guest. He is on the show Nothing Personal and in the film Kill the Irishmen. The interview was very entertaining. Steve was a little crass, but otherwise very funny. The interview is worth watching:

Mo Mandel was the stand-up guest. His performance started weak but got funnier as time went on.

Fine show. I give it:

– Woody

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