Tonight Show Highlights

Here were my favorite monologue jokes from last night’s Tonight Show with Jay Leno:

I don’t know how much longer Gaddafi can hang on. It’s one humiliation after the next for this guy. First the rebels rose up against him, his own people. Then his compound gets bombed. Now he’s getting his ass kicked by the French. C’mon.

Do you realize we are now fighting three wars? Three. Imagine how many it’d be if Obama hadn’t won the Nobel Peace Prize.

In more serious news, the FDA now banning the import of fresh fruits and vegetables from Japan. They say this could affect as many as three Americans.

AT&T announced they’re buying T-Mobile for 39 billion dollars. They’re new slogan will be Hello? Hello? Damnit! Hello?

According to a new survey, demographics in America are changing. More and more whites are leaving the suburbs and moving back into the inner city. And you can see the effect. In fact, today, Harlem opened their very first Cracker Barrel.

The desk segment was Jay Walking. I’m not a big fan of Jay Walking, since the whole point of it is to show clips of people being ignorant so that we can laugh at them. I will admit I did chuckle a few times, but I’m not going to post the segment.

Carol Burnett was the first couch guest. She is, among other things, a comedy legend. The interview was pretty good. Jay basically stayed quiet and let Carol tell entertaining stories. Here’s a clip:

Jason Ritter was the second couch guest. He is one of the stars of The Event. The interview was decent. Jason is a nice guy and everything, but I just didn’t find him very entertaining.

Keith Urban was the musical guest. He was good.

Fine show. I give it:

– Woody

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