Lopez Tonight Highlights
Hey, look at me, I’m branching out and watching a new late-night talk show. Here were my favorite monologue jokes from last night’s Lopez Tonight:
Warner Brothers Studio says that Anne Hathaway will play Catwoman in the upcoming Batman movie The Dark Knight Rises. Have you seen Anne Hathaway? If she’s wearing a Catwoman suit everyone in that theater will be rising.
There’s a new trend of having your wedding at a funeral home. Which makes sense cause once you get married your life is pretty much over. Because, really, your wedding night and your funeral are the last two times you’re going to be stiff.
It’s been reported that Argentina is going to start taxing breast implants…because of their sagging economy.
Cameron Diaz was the first couch guest. She’s in the new film The Green Hornet. The interview was entertaining. Cameron looked like she enjoyed being there and was having fun. George’s questions focused on Cameron’s family and where she grew up, which I appreciated. The conversation they had as a result was interesting for me since I don’t track ever move Cameron makes in life.
After a commercial break they spent the rest of the interview trying to break stuff. It was fun to watch:
Lopez doesn’t have a desk, so he doesn’t have desk segment. Instead, he had Songs in the Key of Tea, which made fun of some Tea Party members who posted a video of them singing. It was ok.
Luke Perry and Jason Priestley were the second couch guests. Luke stars in the new TV movie Goodnight for Justice, which Jason directs. The interview was ok. I felt George spent too much time talking about 90210 instead of what they were up to besides the new movie.
Greg Fitzsimmons was the stand-up guest. He had some funny moments:
Fine show. I give it: