Late Show Highlights

Here were my favorite monologue jokes from last night’s Late Show with David Letterman:

Snooki has a new book, and in it she’s quoted as saying that at least once a month she wakes up in a trash can. Experts believe that if she’s stays healthy she could beat David Hasselhoff’s record. Snooki also says that she’s not trying to be a role model. Well, mission accomplished.

Here’s something: birds dropping out of the sky. Crazy right? Anyone here from Arkansas? Ok, well, I’ll speak very slowly then. Over the weekend more dead birds, more dead birds in Philadelphia, the Eagles.

The Seattle Seahawks are the first team to get into the playoffs with a losing record. It’s like 2004 when Bush was re-elected.

The desk segments included the Top Ten Reasons to Buy the New Snooki Book. It was read by Snooki herself:


Bill Cosby was the only couch guest. He started with some stand-up, which he did sitting down:


The rest of the interview was good. I’m not sure if Bill was telling new stories or if he was just performing more of his stand-up routine. I guess it doesn’t matter, it’s just entertaining to listen to a comedy icon. Here’s the interview:


The Black Keys were the musical guest. They rocked:


Good show. I give it:

– Woody

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