Late Show Highlights

This one is gonna be quick folks. Here were my favorite monologue jokes from last night’s Late Show with David Letterman:

You can sure tell it’s winter. The Democrats have gone into hibernation. While you were applauding three more states turned red.

Voters didn’t like the way President Obama was handling the economy. Wait a minute, he was handling the economy?

You know down in Delaware, Christine O’Donnell, the witch, she lost the election. People are saying Christine O’Donnell’s career in politics may be over. I think, however, she still has about six month left as a punchline.

How about the Rand Paul guy? He was elected and, wasting no time, went right to Washington and started stomping Nancy Pelosi.

The desk segments included the Top Ten Reasons I’m Glad To Be Named Justin Bieber. It was read by Justin Bieber and it was hilarious:


Tiny Fey was the first couch guest. She is in the new film Megamind. Tina is always great when she comes on Letterman. But then again, I just think she’s great all the time. The interview was fun. Here’s a clip:


Brad Paisley was the second couch guest and the musical guest. He was country-rific.

Good show. I give it:

– Woody

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