Jimmy Kimmel Live! Highlights

Here were my favorite monologue jokes last night’s Jimmy Kimmel Live!:

All 33 miners made a pack not to talk about what went on in the mine. They’re going to stick together to share whatever money they make. But a few of them said, “Ah, the hell with it, we’re going to speak out anyway.” The first to speak was Mario Sepulveda, who they called Super Mario. Not only did he speak to John Quinones of ABC News, during the interview he stripped naked and ran into the ocean. I thought it was illegal to make nude videos of miners, but they did it.


Bed bugs are spreading throughout the country. They’re horrible little creatures that, I guess, don’t have jobs; they just lie around in bed all day.


Teri Hatcher was the first couch guest. She is one of the stars of Desperate Housewives. I’m a mediocre Teri fan. I’ve probably enjoyed somewhere around 50% of the things I’ve seen her in. That said, the interview was a lot better than I expected it to be. Teri was funny and told good stories. Here’s the whole thing:



Aasif Mandvi was the second couch guest. He is on the Daily Show and has a movie coming out soon. He was very funny. His interview is worth watching as well:



MGMT was the musical guest. They were fine. They took mellow to a new level.

Really good show. I give it:

– Woody

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