Jimmy Kimmel Live! Highlights

What?!? Another Jimmy Kimmel Live!? Well, everyone else is on vacation this week. No joke. So, yes, here were my favorite monologue jokes from last night’s show:

It was an historic day for the American legal system today. Snooki from Jersey Shore was in court today. As you may recall she was arrested last month in Seaside Heights for public drunkenness. How you can arrest someone for doing their job I don’t know. In addition to that charge and disorderly conduct, today prosecutors added a charge of public annoyance. If that’s a crime everyone on that show should get the death penalty.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6XVwqsxjC0[/youtube]

Jerry O’Connell was the first couch guest. He’s in the new film Piranha 3D. He plays a soft-core porn mongrel. He’s come a long way from his role as Vern in Stand By Me. The interview was actually a lot of fun. Jerry had great energy and was pretty funny. Even the stories about his daughters were entertaining. Here’s the first half of the interview.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PgWswjc9wGg[/youtube]

Carla Gugino was the second couch guest. She’s on the show Entourage. Carla is pretty cool and the interview was good. So good, in fact, that my eyes were glued to the screen. Here’s a clip to explain why:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ohw_myqmM5I[/youtube]

T.I. was the musical guest. He was fine.

Good show. I give it:

– Woody

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