Jimmy Kimmel Live! Highlights

Hey everyone. Sorry I’m so late with today’s blog post. That happens when I’m on tour.

Anyone see Jimmy Kimmel Live! list night? Kimmel had one pretty good monologue joke:

Someone at the White House made a big mistake yesterday. They flew Air Force One right over the city of New York, which scared the hell out of a lot of people. Thousands of people panicked. Some even evacuated their office buildings. And it was all because (the White House) wanted to get a picture of the President’s plane next to the Statue of Liberty. We have the first President ever who can use Facebook, but his staff doesn’t know how to use Photoshop.

Michael J. Fox was Kimmel’s first guest. It was a good interview. Here were my favorite quotes:

JK: I don’t care what anybody says, and nothing against Jason Bateman, but you were the best teen wolf.

MJF: I’d eat a pork sandwich in Mexico City right now.

MJF: My youngest daughter got this thing where all she wanted was a hamster… she took all of her Jonas Brothers posters off the wall and put up hamsters, which is pretty much the same thing without the skinny ties.

MJF: You can’t tape a show about optimism with the Chicago Cubs.

The rest of the show can be skipped.

– Woody

Posted In: Late Night